Pakao Jokes (PJs)

Q1. Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.

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why ?? why ?? :-)

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Tendulkar is an opener
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Q2. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'. Which movie did he really want to see?

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Dil Chhata Hai!
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Q3. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?

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Socho socho

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aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!
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Q4. What will! u call a person who is leaving India??

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Socho...............

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Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
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Q5. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha?

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Answer) adidas
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Q6. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv fells into the well. Why ?

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Because Luv is blind!!!!!

Now Kush also jumps inside. Why?

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OK lot's of head scratching done.

Answer is... Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!

Want one more...
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Q7. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?..

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nahi pata..??

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answer) D'Cold

chain ki saans - D'cold
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Q8. chalo ab batao... Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?

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this is quite simple..

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answer) D'Cold again

kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi :P
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Q9. Jugal Hansraj and Mayuri Kango bus stop par khade the. Bus aayi - Mayuri gayi, magar Jugal nahin gaya - kyon?


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Because Mayuri 'can - go'.

Ek aur.....
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Q10. Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain. Kajol chali gayi, par Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon??

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think harder...

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Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhodne aaya tha. Ha, ha, ha...

Ek aur muaka de hi dete hain tumhe
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Q11. kamal ,vimal do bhai they,dono bus stop pe khade the.. bus aai vimal chad jata hai per kamal nahin jata hai why???

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Kyonkieeeeee bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!!!

aur chhaiye...theek hai
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Q12. Kadar Khan aur Shakti Kapoor dono bus stop pe khade the... bus aai aur Kadar Khan chad jata hai per Shakti Kapoor nahin jata Qyo???

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Qyonkieeeeeee woh Shakti Kapoor
dusri bus ke wait kar raha tha

aakhri sawaal
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Q13.mitabh aur Pran dono bus estop pe khade the... bus aai aur Pran chad jata hai per Amitabh nahin jata Qyo???

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b/s pran jaye per bacchan na jaye

aab kya...

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kucch bhi nahi.
Have good time and get back to work.
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